Tuesday, November 07, 2006

I really detest the Packers

I loathe the Packers with every fiber of my fan being.

I hate their fans and their holier-than-thou-art attitude. Packer fans really believe they are superior to fans of any other team. Their grandfathers cheered for the Packers, so they must be more moral than me. Their team plays in Lambeau Field and my team plays indoors, so I must be an inferior fan. Their team has championships and my team has never won a Super Bowl, so I personally must be a loser while they must be saintly fans. I hate that their fans think they are personally superior to Viking fans for things that are quite obviously out of Viking fans' control: Lambeau mystique, city ownership, long tradition, and championships.

I hate Brett Favre. I hate that nobody calls him on it for walking off the field early. I hate that he's considered to be the greatest quarterback ever despite the interceptions. I hate that announcers just go crazy for him. I hate that he beats the Vikings. I hate that he will break Dan Marino's touchdown record. I hate that people pretend that most consecutive starts at quarterback is the only consecutive games record that matters in the NFL. I hope he throws 5 interceptions every game, that every one of them is thrown in his opponent's endzone, and that every one of them gets taken back for a touchdown. I want to see him fail miserably.

I hope the Packers go 0-16 every year for the rest of my life. I want to scream into the abyss of the cosmos every time the Packers beat the Vikings. I dance around like a child every time the Vikings beat the Packers.

I hate their uniforms. I hate their name. I hate their city. I hate the music they play at their stadium. I hate the Lambeau Leap. I hate that the Super Bowl trophy is named after their old coach.

I pure, straight loathe everything about the Green Bay Packers.


  1. Anonymous3:12 PM

    Packers Bumper Sticker- $4.99
    1988 Buick LeSabre- $1,500
    The Result- Blackmail.

    Only PV will understand.

    But yeah, I hate the Packers. Especially Packer fans from northern MN. Where do they find the need to cheer for a team from Wisconsin?

  2. I think I understand since I have knowledge of the history of Fischer cars.

  3. I guess you don't since I've never owned a Buick Le Sabre.

  4. Fischer cars doesn't mean your car....but maybe I am misguided an no Fischer owned one....I thought that someone in the Fischer family owned one at some point.

  5. Anonymous6:14 PM

    Ok, Buick Century.

  6. Well isn't Joe just the tricky one....Buick LeSabre or Century either way it was a rustbucket piece of crap.

  7. Anonymous11:56 PM

    With a Packers sticker on the back...defend that!

  8. Those are some harsh words for the Green Bay team.

  9. The Buick Century, I can assure you, never had a Packer sticker on the back. But it's a pleasure watching you all botch your memory.

  10. Anonymous3:12 PM

    You know what I hate?

    I hate the Viking fan that lit the Packer fan's hair on fire. Very classy

    I hate the fact that the Vikings got busted by league for cheating by piping crowd npoise through their PA in order to make it harder for the visiting team. I hate cheaters

    I hate domes. I don't know what's in the metrodome, but having played on Astrturf, I hate it too.

    I have been a Packer fan my entire life (70's through today) and I have never met a holier than though Packer fan. Must be the area you're in. Personally, I remember how much they sucked prior to Wolf so I didn't brag when they were good.

    I give Favre a break because I remember the rotton years and he brought me a lot of years of enjoyable football.

    C ya on FO


    1. Anonymous3:16 PM

      Although I am a Vikings fan, I do agree with you on the Viking fan that lit the Packer fan's hair on fire. That was definitely out of line, and does not reflect all Vikings fans.

      Though the Vikings play in a dome, I think that has hurt their competitiveness against the Bears and Packers (especially late in the season). And I think they should play outdoors like the Packers and Bears.

      Like you, I remember when my team sucked (which is far more recent than your team), so now that they are doing better I, I too, do not brag.

      Growing up, I absolutely hated Brett Favre. While he was bringing you years of enjoyable Football, he was bringing me years of frustration (I am more than familiar with watching the Vikes beating up on the Packers, only to watch Favre lead a comeback to beat the Vikings more often than not). I must admit however, I was very ecstatic when Favre joined the Vikings (even though we only got one good year with him).

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