Holy Hitter does not like it when people or entities refer to themselves in the third person. Some do it at an attempt of humor (see PFT and his whole "some internet hack" schtick) while others do it as some sign of accomplishment. What is the third person usage suppose to show some type of objectivity, sort of like stepping outside oneself?
Okay, to be honest this post was just a rant. A cathartic exercise to rid myself of the rage I feel every time I read Mike Florio's posts on PFT referring to himself as "some internet hack."
If anyone reads this and feels so moved, please pass that news on to him. I can get over the Emmitt Smith/Tiki Barber jabs, on the one hand Emmitt gets to be the butt of jokes because of his lack of vocabulary and correct usage while on the other hand Tiki gets ripped on for "flaunting" a vast vocabulary that Florio reads as someone trying to over-validate his intelligence. Plain and simple I am finding more and more that Florio annoys the living daylights out of me, but man it is so hard not to read PFT because of their ability to break news before others. I wish, oh how I wish I had the will power to never again visit PFT.com.
But I don't so I have to cleanse myself of the rage with a post like this. I apologize.