Turn the team over to Joe freaking Webb.
Get a G.M. who is prepared to fully rebuild the defensive secondary and the offensive line: both units badly need it.
Go Bears: may you win the division easily.
Go T-Wolves: may you get a backcourt that can support Beasley and Love.
And now, as the Vikings punt at the end of the third quarter, I take a cue from my dad: when the Vikings suck, there is always yard work. Those Christmas lights aren't going to put themselves up. And the Vikings aren't doing squat.
Later, suckers (and if the Vikings somehow come back from down 21, I'll gladly suck down every word here. Not literally, of course).