Monday, May 24, 2010

My advice to the kids

If you're a teenager, you should piss away most of your money on sports cards (what else are you going to piss your money away on? Making a romantic impression on whomever you have a crush on? I've got news for you, kids: if you're reading this blog, your crush doesn't like you). Spend most of your time looking at these sports cards. It will give you hours of pleasure and more knowledge of sports than you'll ever need.

If you're lucky, you'll get to store these sports cards in shoe boxes, and you'll be able to leave them in your parents' storage room for over a decade. Then you'll pull them out and relive your childhood. Probably, your spouse will look at you disgustedly the whole time, and you'll remember that your teenage crush never liked you.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous9:39 PM

    And the store room is much happier all the time!

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