Sunday, May 17, 2009

Syllables: The Key to Success for the Vikings' QB

I am tired of hearing about Brett Favre and the never ending soap opera that is his life of retirement/non-retirement. Doing a simple analyzation of the Vikings QB history, I have found that one person gives us a good chance at success and he is currently on the Vikings roster.

Let's look at history:

Last 2 QBs to lead the Vikings to the Conference Championship:

Cul-pepp-er
Cunn-ing-ham

Last QB to lead the Vikings to the Super Bowl:

Tark-en-ton

Notice a pattern?

That is right they all have last names with 3 syllables. Who knew that the whole reason Tarvaris Jackson and Gus Frerotte couldn't do it was because they simply lacked that 3rd syllable? I see now why Brad Childress used his infinite wisdom to look back at history and see that all he had to do was find that magical 3 syllable last name:

Ladies and Gentlemen, history shows us that we have a reason to believe. Sage Ros-en-fels has all that it takes.

So let's just let this Favre talk die. We know we can do it because we have ROS-EN-FELS!!!!

****sure you could point out that we also reached the Super Bowl with Kapp or that we made it to the conference championship with Wade Wilson, but why would you do that? Do you enjoy causing us fans despair? Stop disbelieving and just believe in Ros-en-fels!!!!****

3 comments:

  1. You should be it is a statistically backed argument that is highly reasoned and passionately argued.

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  2. Anonymous8:03 PM

    I'm in.

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