Ha! I'm just kidding. I'm not here to fan the flames of hatred. Let me tell you, it's absolutely delightful to watch the peaceful norseman himself offending all southerners. You think he's biased here, get a little gin and tonic in him.
It's also great to see him continuing to defend Michael Irvin. PV, buddy, he retired like ten years ago, and he's way too big a jerk for the sportswriters to elect him to the Hall. Give it up already, you don't have to keep defending him. Just admit it: he always pushed off.
Check out tomorrow, when I'll give my game preview of the Vikings' trip to Tough-Guy Town.